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The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
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Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.
Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.
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someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius
man that guys must be a dirty xander
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the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗
“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”
Xander is the seggsiest guy on the planet. It doesn’t matter what age he is, he will always be smoking hot!
xander todd is one of a kind he is the most amazing person /player you will ever meet he will turn your wolrd upside down and make it so much better to live with
xander todd the player
yea that xander todd the worman pleaser
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