the biggest bitch boy of genshin impact
hey whos the short adeptus man xiao
a bitch boy
anemo boy from genshin impact that i love too much. hes so fucking hot and cute at the same time it's insane. he's so lovely and adorable i want him so bad. i want a plush of him just to look at and squeeze and AAAAAAA I WANT XIAO. he's beautiful, golden eyes to green cool tatoos on his arm, has a lot of simps, is cute, and emo i love him so much i totally didn't write this to show my love for xiao to the world ◍•ᴗ•◍
I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...
Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.
Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.
a popular person in the game genshin impact
ethan: xiao is so cool bro
me: penis
Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
pretty anemo boy that happens to be an almond tofu enthusiast
he’s very submissive and breedable ngh
“yo xiao’s kinda hot”
“right?? he’s so skrunkly”
“double tap if you would skrunkly the when”