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Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 27, 2023


We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023


how you holding?

how are you feeling / doing?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”

by barkbork December 24, 2021


how you feel

It Basically addresses one’s stupidity and by asking “how you feel? “ it is the same thing as saying “you feel dumb don’t you ?”

Ah you caught my nigga, how you feel ?”

by The real definitions of urband November 3, 2021