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What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
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A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?
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A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
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Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.
It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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