He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age
"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?
has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls
he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad
Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂
Your dad is gone
someone who's still getting milk 25 years later
someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom
you: he's out getting milk
Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.