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Playing Zelda

Playing with "links sword", and fingering "Zelda"

"Links sword" AKA teh Penis
"Zelda" AKA teh ass hole

Saiyan: Im going to be playing Zelda.

by Duskspeed December 28, 2011

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Legend of Zelda

A racsist game where an "evil" guerdo(black) guy named Ganondorf captures the blond white zelda and aryan race link has to kill ganondorf.The guerdo are seen as either thiefs or pirates in the series, in twilight princess there is a man named Barnes who sells bombs openly(weapons/explosives/terror dealer) bombs too. Ganondorf changed green and not black so they can get away with racism. It teacxhes kids to be racists(all characters against ganondorf) cultive(3 godeses of light) terorists(gorons)

Ganondorf : I just want to leave the guerdo valley(DISTRICT 9) to live with the rest in hyrule(Nazi Germany) but this link kid keeps beating me into submission(bullying)
Barnes: buy a bomb and attached it to an arrow to make a bomb arrow(RPG) and get rid of your enemies(terorism)
Link:YYYYYYAAAAAAAA( legend of zelda)

by VhLevan January 17, 2010

40πŸ‘ 364πŸ‘Ž


Zelda Ocarina of Time

By far the greatest of games ever made. It was voted by Nintendo Power magazine as the best N64 games of all time and holds true to all critic. It is by no means a game for little kids, its graphics although not up to our Xbox360 standards, the gameplay is hard as hell if you are new to the game as we all were at one point.

Zelda Ocarina of Time is the best game of all time, hands down.

by james TH May 3, 2007

283πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Zelda Twilight Princess

Directed by Shigeru Miyamoto,this is the newest game in the Zelda series, it will be on the Gamecube and the Wii.
The given storyline so far is that the village chief from Link's town selects him to go to a ceremony for him.On the way there an "accident" happens, and Link is captured and gets in a Twilight Realm.Here he meets Midna, a strange creature that has some cell shading, made popular in Wind Waker.Midna rides on Link's back, as he has become a wolf in the Twilight Realm.
At first the Twilight Realm was supposed to be a dark. gloomy area.
But a recent redesign has changed it to be a colorful blend, thats a mix and it is murky.
The Wii version has slightly enhanced graphics, and it takes full control of the innovative Wii controller.It also brings back the popular fishing game made popular in Zelda The Ocarina of Time.
Nintendo has said this will be the best Zelda game to date.This is why many are inticipating it, due to how outstanding Ocarina of Time was.
Many videos have been realesed since the first video in 2004, where everyone was surprised.
Link also has a new style of clothing, which he uses in Super Smash Brothers:Brawl. Epona stays, and now there is horseback action, so you can attack from your horse.

Person 1: Can't wait for Zelda Twilight Princess!
Person 2:Wii or Gamecube one!
Person 2: Freaking both man!!

by TheMagic August 14, 2006

105πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Zelda: The Wind Waker

In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.

It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.

The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.

by RobK June 21, 2005

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


zelda black

Zelda Black is a voice impressionist. She can do all voices that are voiced by Grey DeLisle Griffin. (Personally Azula is my favorite 😌) She’s a very kind and talented person. She’s a lesbian and currently with Lin Beifong. (I KNOW SHES A FICTIONAL CHARCTER BUT LET A GIRL DREAM 😀) Follow Zelda of Tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, Cameo, etc... or else you're just missing out. πŸ™„

Fan: OMG ITS ZELDA BLACK!
Fan 2: Shes so pretty!

Fan 3: OMG ZELDA HI!

Zelda: Oh hi! πŸ₯°
Fan 4: Can I have your autograph?!

Fan 5: Can I take a picture with you?!
Fan 6: Can I make a tiktok with you?!

Zelda: 😳

by weirdshortpotato November 4, 2020

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Zelda: The Wind Waker

A game for the Gamecube with cel-shaded graphics.A wonderful game,some people may find it to kiddish as it has cartoon graphics.

Hey,I gotta get The Wind Waker.

by Billy/Matt May 17, 2003

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