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The act of zipping your pants up in a hurry and accidentaly catching the tip of your penis in the teeth.
Made famous by PC Productions, an underground film group.
Trying to get out of the bathroom in a hurry, I experienced a tip-zip, it hurt like a bitch.
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1. A black person who is trying their best to please white people
2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes
3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool
4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
"Did you hear Tyrone telling that racist joke to his white co-workers? What an absolute Zip Coon."
"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"
"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
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An energy drink powder, which comes in a tube,that has just recently been released at costco and other fine stores across the u.s. The instructions on the side of the tubes say you are suppose to mix it with water, but the people that abuse it get an instant high by jsut eatign the powder which causes you to have invuluntary spasms. the powder gets its reputation from its nutritional facts which says it contains 41667% vitamin b12 for every tube.
I was too tired to finsh our essay today so i had to take some Zip Fizz
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The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
"I gave myself a zip job last night."
"OMG, are you okay?"
"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."
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A newly coined interjection which is a healthy and satisfactory alternative to cussing. It contains such elements as a sharp consenant sound (much like the F word, with the c-k sound, or the s word with the i-t sound.) It is said that people benefit by using this word because the said people are usually deemed funny-man status, while still hanging on to the respect of those who are impartial to more drastic curing.
Aww man, I Just dropped my muffin, ZIP ZAP!
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Piaggio Zip is a scooter that is very ugly without any options but can be a beautiful scooter with for example black paint, high smoke windscreen and black head- and taillights.
That Piaggio Zip looks so sexy, I want it and it is quite cheap
The act of your dick unintentionally falling out of the front flap in your underwear. NOT to be confused with the more ambiguous dick slip
Brad: Ow, fuck! Yo Chad, wait up!
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.