backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

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Dick Driver

Complete and total tool. Guilty of any or all douchbagery possible.

Friend: That guy is such a tool

You: Yeah, I know he's a real fucking Dick Driver

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keyboard drivers

A term for pirated software and such. Generally used when trying to disguise an attempt to find pirated software etc.
see: warez

Does anybody know where to find some good keyboard drivers?

That site has some good keyboard drivers. You should check it out.

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woman driver

What happens when she runs out of bread for making sandwiches and the man isn't around to keep her under control, very dangerous, remain at least 3 lanes away

Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese

Shit! It's a woman driver avoid her, that bitch had better be on the way to the grocery store or back to the kitchen

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corsa driver

pedophiles (r/nonce) like to drive corsas when picking up say 14 year olds from say ice rinks

“we’ve been making out for 4hrs” says Tommy
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf

“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”

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Knuckle driver

a driver that can only be visable by their knuckles on the wheel as they are either too small or the seat is too far back.

most commonly seen with elderly female drivers or women in mini coopers wearing beatle eye sunglassess.

i nearly got run of the road yesterday. didnt see their face as it was a knuckle driver

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kyle driver

An aggressive or heated sexual act that is typically accompanied with dirty talk and wrestling moves. This is most often employed by a person with the name Kyle or a person with a close friend named Kyle.

Dave: How was your night last night?

Kyle: Things got so hot, I had to put the Kyle Driver to her.

Dave: Man, it's good to be you.

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