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when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.
man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day
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The breaking of wind where the emission is loud and for the most part not smelly. The opposite of a Silent but Deadly.
Matt: Did you hear Luke let one rip in the exam room?
William: Yeah mate I was there. It was hilarious.
Matt: Everyone loves a good old Loud but Friendly.
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Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
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A term describing a woman who DOES NOT do the things that drive men crazy. She doesn't do things like:
take 3 hours to get ready
always guilts you into buying jewelry
make you dance
doesnt let you hang out with your
friends
etc.
Anna is really man friendly. It only took her 35 seconds to get ready before we left!
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For use when you begin drawing a large penis in your friends' book, but quickly have to change it to something else when they realise what you are doing.
Samuels: FUCK - THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE A FREAKING PENIS YOU ARE DRAWING IN MY BOOK!!
Joel: uhh..It's not, its a Friendly Dugtrio!!
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When your date is not afraid to use their hands to touch you on a date.
Guy 1: Hey bud, how your date with the babe from the coffee shop?
Guy 2: It was great, after dinner while I was driving her home, she got TSA friendly with me in the car.
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see Stalking with slightly more pleasant intent.
"That weirdo keeps stalking me around the halls"
"relax it's just a bit of friendly following, probably just too shy to talk to you"
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