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A Gordon-Hill is when one takes a shit and does not wipe afterwards, spending the rest of the day in their own filth.
What’s that smell?
Michael took a shit and there wasn’t any toilet paper, so, He’s Gordon-Hilling for the rest of the day.
Someone who flushes multiple times when taking a dump.
Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!
one of my brothers close friends and makes fun of me a lot and mess with me. also one of the hottest human beings on the planet!
girl: oh my goodness ethan gordon is so hot
me: oh my gosh i knoww
The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.
A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
The most awesome friend ever that when you make a joke she'll do that sprinkler laugh. shes funny and likes kissing alot of guys.
omg did you see izzy gordon laugh BHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dillon Gordon is a very sweet adorable (not hot, but not unattractive) boy/man who acts cool even though some people hate him, but not really because he is so kind so no one hates him. He is someone who is older than you but not by much. He is someone who isnt around you a lot but when he is around you you feel comfortable and safe. If you know someone who is a Dillon Gordon, know them well.
That guy is sooo cute and sweet and kind. He is such a Dillon Gordon <3
Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
You: Hey, have you seen the new Gordon-Life episode?
Gordon-Life Hater: No, fuck off.