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someone who has no butt, but acts like one everyday. she will become addicted to bouncy balls and then if she loses her favorite ball, she will cry. she loves dogs, and burned marshmallows that get stuck to the bottom of a bowl that doesn't go in the dishwasher. she LOVES to bite people's feet while they are sleeping. overall, she is a nice and very pretty girl
*fart*
"that was my fish" -jessi
"oh that is such a typical jessi thing to do" -person
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Jessie: I hate Cat so much
Me: Can you like not hate all of my friends you lil self assured brat. -___-
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bippity bobbity im comin to bomb your ginger haired property, anyway from that chant, she is gingiest mionecraft hoe you will ever meet other from that she is like diamond pickaxe, you know when in minecraft you find dem diamonds and you make a sword and a pickaxe your having one hell of a day, that is like meeting jessie. She is funnier than Shrek 4 Forever after, sad when donkey gets anal penetrated by shrek, thatis also like meeting jessie. But when you hear the plop of jessies poop you will instantly turn on. When you meet her dont meet her then your life will be gud
Jessie is like robux on roblox the sexiest ting on earth
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A fucking flat ass hoe. Thinks she’s thicc and can’t fight for shit. No tits no ass. Can’t get a man but still manages to get STDS. Home wreckers wanna be. Can’t function with attention. Thinks she has hoes but she’s the hoe. Will fuck for weed, booze Or drugs. NOT TO BE FUCKIN TRUSTED.
“Jessies such a attention whore” yeah ikr she’s a ugly bitch.
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A ditching Dutchman who never likes to hit the “start streaming” button. Can usually be seen ruining people’s days and causing immeasurable levels of disappointment. Can also be found in the 1700s queuing off stream. A man who has also yet to seek medical attention for his chronic headaches.
Guy 1: Hey! Did Jessie start his steam yet? He said no more fucking around this week.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you know it’s Monday, ride?
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she's leo and acts like a leo. period.
also very hot. please if shes not your best friend, i'm sorry, you're missing out. loyal asf.
oh you're looking for a best friend? i'm sorry Jessie is mine.
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