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When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.
-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.
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preforming oral on a mensturating girl
i gave her a spicey linda and she gave me an Eric the Red
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Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
A linda moment is having a blonde moment but being brunette. Also a linda moment is dumber than a blonde moment.
Ex.
I just had the biggest linda moment ever! Im so dumb.
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A beautiful girl that you hold close to your headt and you would do anything for her.
Que lo que mama linda? Ten cuidado con esa vaina 😵 💫
linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"