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Napoleon Bonalongsclong

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by Sickcallranger March 17, 2017

Napoleon Solo is a secret agent in the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.

Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.

Napoleon Solo gets T.H.R.U.S.H. in various affairs:

Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair

Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”

Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”

Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."