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Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023


Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.

"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."

by WitheredRevelation February 1, 2021


The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound

Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

by toapt July 19, 2024