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Vanessa

Vanessa is either the chick you hate like the plague or the funniest girl that you'll always want to be around. There's almost no in-between. If she's your friend, she's often a dumb bitch that you love till the ends of the earth. She's funny, and sweet, but she'll most probably be tired of your shenanigans after a while.

"Is that Vanessa?"
"Yeah, i hate that bitch."

"Hi nessaaaaaa"
"Shut up,"

by That one ugly mf May 21, 2022


Vanessa

Vanessa is a sassy, outgoing, and straight A kinda student. She is a type of person that doesn’t rely on anybody. She is super independent and can get things done on her own. Vanessa LOVES cats and many other crazy animals also.

Shelly: “Vanessa got straight A’s, I wish I was that smart..”

Mia: “UGh.. same, she’s so perfect!”

by RobloxGirl06 March 28, 2018

5👍 3👎


Vanessa

Lover of small fish. e.g. Nemo (Not a Shark!!)

Often located in the area known as Thrupp.

NemoVanessa

by The Weazel February 5, 2010

77👍 144👎


Vanessa

Vanessa is a normally a girls name this one has beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair that becomes lighter in sunlight she is very stubborn and always sleeps but when she is up and hyper she is just so amazing she will put a smile on everyone’s face and when she does it won’t go away

Friend: Hey Vanessa you should come outside.
Vanessa: Nooo I’m going to go sleep
Friend: Pleaseee
Vanessa: No I’m tired
Friend: Okay....

by loving_peaches July 29, 2019

3👍 2👎


vanessa

A black girl, who wears poetic justice braids. She's very smart with computers, but doesn't know the difference of maths and science. She attends Study Hall, because she is apparently advanced. She usually wears sweatpants with aqua underwear. She's very impatient. She repeats the same question over and over until she gets her answer. Her grammar is also improper.

Vanessa - "When do we get out of class??"
Class - *silence*
Vanessa - "Um... HELLO. WHEN DO WE GET OUT OF CLASS!"

by MLGLAFFS November 5, 2015

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a Vanessa

(or "Pulling a Vanessa")

When a public figure acts one way, knowing somewhere in the back of their mind that there is evidence of substance suggesting something WAY different about their private life.

The Classic was done by Vanessa Williams, who while seeking the crown of Miss America back in the 80's, somehow forgot that she had posed for some seriously explicit pics with another woman...not quite the squeaky clean, all american chick image they were trying for. Not just nekkid...ACTION shots.

Hence a public figure who has established a career based on morality, then is revealed to have a strong attraction to rubber ducks...a VERY strong attraction...could be known as "Pulling a Vanessa". Only usually, they don't sing as well...

by Lisa Shields March 9, 2007

12👍 17👎


Vanessa

A tiny cute human , a unicorn Ney an alien out of this world just fax here she smile suddenly your depression goes away also v nice in the sack ngl they do be like that tho.

He was sad yesterday , today he's a different person since he met Vanessa today

by Butterjikinguy November 23, 2021

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