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The other other white meat
Redneck 1: I sure do like them babies sausages
Redneck 2: I hate niggers
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Im'a make a baby shake!
Step 1: Put the Baby/Babies into the blender.
Step 2: Set blender on "Watery Chunks"
Step 3: Drink/Eat/Chew untill compeletly comsumed.
YUMMY!
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A term used to describe a burrito that is >= 2 earth pounds, or more generally, a Chipotle burrito
That baby I ate for lunch was fanTAStic!
"Baby! The other, other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner! Get in my Belly!!"
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What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.
*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*
That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
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1. An infant under 18 months old; the product of unprotected sex; basically all a baby does is eat, sleep, cry, and poop. If you drop them on their head they turn out messed up.
2. An affectionate name that one might call their significant other; also a name often cried out during sex.
3. The name of several songs, most notably and most recently by Justin Bieber. It also happens to be the only song of his that doesn't cause me to change the station.
1. Since Jack and Jill are Catholic, and they don't believe in birth control, they have to explain to their parents why Jill's having a baby.
2. Oooohhh baby yes don't stop
3. Radio: Baby baby baby oooohh Baby baby baby noooo
Me: OMG kid hit puberty already!
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