Someone who will love you from the end of time and will never stop so keep these closest to you and if you have one of them in you r life be thankful and love them
Omg I love my cancer friend
I wish I had one
Cancer
1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.
Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.
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A disease you get after witnessing bad acting.
Actor: So how'd I do?
Director: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!
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