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Couple by day hookers by night
Lowkey gay wannabe white.
Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.
Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.
You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.
Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.
Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth
there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe
had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.
Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
DHS couples only last a year maximum.
The perfect couple is a couple that loves eachother and has fun together and is nice to one another
Taylor and Desi are the perfect couple
Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.
(n.) 1.An amount equalling four.
2.Two couples.
I have a double couple of words for that guy.
Stop. The. Friggin'. Noise.
Babe Couples are people in relationships who when talking to each other use the word: ‘Babe’ in every single sentence.
Most couples use ‘babe’ in every sentence when they first get together (to let every man and his dog know that they are together) but after a while this wears off. There are many couples who do it throughout their relationships. These relationships can go on for years, this is extremely irritating for friends of theirs who are single.
There are also many couples who call each other various variations of babe, such as: bae, baby, bun. This is not as annoying as babe but still reminds the single friends of theirs how depressingly single they are.
The following is a typical conversation that Babe Couples have:
Boy: Hey babe can you pass me that condom?
*she passes over the condom*
Girl: There you are babe.
Boy: Thanks Babe
Girl: You’re welcome babe
Single person in the room: (to themselves) for fuck sake
Couple stuff anything you do with your significant other
You guys do so much couple stuff
Referring to an event in which only people with significant others are included and those without are left out of the event. This is commonly used at thanksgiving among relatives.
Grandma: Did you bring home a boyfriend for thanksgiving?
Granddaughter: No. I’m still single Grandma.
Grandma: Couples only. You’re left out.