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When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead
Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.
Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.
A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.
Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.
Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!
a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows
As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.