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The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.
I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.
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The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.
Similar to Bear-Blasting.
THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!
(AAAHHHGG!!)
HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!
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To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.
Later That Night
Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
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The name for a bizarre body type common to women in Rome, New York. Unlike a normal women, who, as a result of female hormones, will gain weight mostly in her hips and thighs, then all over, a Rome woman will often gain weight in her upper body, especially on her back. The result is an odd, top-heavy looking person with fat arms, a fat stomach, wide rounded shoulders and a hump on the back, yet slim hips, skinny legs, and no buttocks. Think of the main character in the Dilbert comic strip, only if he was a linebacker and a woman.
1.) Let's go to Wal-Mart in Rome and count the Rome Humps!
2.) Humpologists agree the Rome Hump may actually have originated in Taberg, New York.
3.) I was in Utica, but I saw an epic Rome Hump on this one girl!
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The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
After hump day, the weekend gets closer.
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"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.
"She squirm humps hella good."
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