kung fu

The action of getting beaten up or (burned).

"Man, your ex went all kung-fu on you!"

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kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

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kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

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Kung Fu Pussy

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.

Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night

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Kung Fu Grip

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

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Kung Fu Necktie

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.

Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"

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kung pao chicken

When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.

Him: I heard you have sex with everyone.
Her: l just like kung pao chicken!

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