Meal Digger

An individual with similar intentions of a gold digger but who strictly dates others just for a meal. This implementation can be applied to guy or girl of any background. The bottom line is one who is out there just to get their hungry on!

Urban setting: Yo! My home boy is a straight up meal digger yo! He straight up asks these hoes out just so he can get his bucket on.

Suburban setting: OMG! Britney is a total meal digger. She will just go out with any guy just so she could get a free meal. From her lips to her hips!

MacGyver Meal

A meal created with random items, usually out of necessity.

John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

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meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

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having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!

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fourth meal

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.

Ellis went over to Amandas for some fourth meal tonight.

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