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{M}other {I}d {L}ike {T}o {F}uck
A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.
Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.
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Miss Nadia is my friend's aunt.She is a mother to three children but she is the most sexiest wife and mother in the whole street.She comes daily to her balcony to dry the washed clothes and all the guyz in the nearby houses including me take snaps from digital zooming cameras we r planning to host her website."Hey ahsan your Aunt Nadia is a MILF"
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Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Mother I'd Like to Frick
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acronym for M.other I.'d L.ike to F.uck.
In other words, a hot woman with kids. But a misconception with Milfs is that they don't necessarily have to be mothers. The Milf is also a fetish of good looking older/middle aged women generally in their mid 30's to mid 40's, but don't necessarily have to be mothers. The reason for the fetish is that they are very sexually experienced, but at the same time, not old and dried up, still some pussy juice left in the tank if you will.
Jew Guy: Sara Palin is a milf!
Jew Guy 2: True nuff, she has 2 kids right?
Jew Guy: I don't know, I know she has at least one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a milf.
Jew Guy 2: Hey dumb a**, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd like to FUCK!! Not Woman I'd like to fuck, you dirty kike.
Jew Guy: Listen here you dreidle spinning menorah lighting yeast eating jewish SOB, let me educate you. a hot mother would be considered a milf of course, but milfs don't have to be mothers to be milfs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough botox.
Jew Guy 2: You're still a jew...
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Common misspelling of the word milk.
god milf?!
Sugar pops ain't shit without milf.
Kids love milf.
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