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Imagine a cute little baby, a few rainbows after a nice spring shower, the feeling of turning your pillow to to 'cold side', then imagine the complete opposite. No fuck that...imagine a furious bear charging at you, pissed because you took his bamboo, now imagine him tearing your arms off and eating your face...whole. Then, after he has decapitated you, he pees on your carcass. They have also been known to defecate on your carpet.
rayette, fat, panda, bear, silly, haha, pee
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you do a black person a white person and a chinese person all at the same time.
when u have a 4 way with 3 guys and 1 girl. and there is one white guy one black guy and one asian guy. then you do it. this is a panda
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Someone who smokes too much green and then gets sleepy.
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When referring to a human it is a Work-Safe way of calling someone a cunt!
The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...
Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine
That Bill is a real Panda! always makes mistakes!
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when you feel tired and hungry and you just feel like doing nothing at all. You know that feeling when you feel really weak and hungry? This is 'panda' at it's worst. You can be panda after a sports event, or just because of a busy lifestyle. Panda's are awesome animals and they also have the best name. Panda is so easy to say and is very catchy at the same time.
Yo let's go play basketball ! Nah man I'm fuckin panda.
Lets go for a walk, nah bro im so panda.
Ughhh what a hard practice..word i'm fukin panda.
Morning after a hangover: Yo wats up? Fuckkkkk dawg im so panda let's reach mc donald's...
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a delicious animal
tastes great whaen marinated
sells for 100 dollars a pound
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the American chinese food restaurant Panda Express.
a) what chu wanna eat tonight
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot
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