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misc samurai

Better than the misc ninja, cowboys or pirates, these guitar.com warriors rule the land victorious.

ninja: "you have owned us"

cowboy: "our cool lassos are no match"

Pirates: "We suck, arrrr"

yes, the misc samurai are the best.

by sentinel May 29, 2004

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samurai cop

a world of warcraft guild that brings it strong made up mostley of off topic posters, they clame they are the 'new' off topic. they are slowley becomming more and more focused on forum raiding

also the name of a rly bad movie

BRING IT STRONG!!! like samurai cops

by Bob Rune January 30, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai Attack

The best Japanese punk rock band ever

Samurai Attack kick fucking ass

by oioioioi January 3, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Syphilis Samurai

The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.

The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.

by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'

On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)

by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

by The Holy Wanker February 4, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate September 9, 2008

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