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The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet. Best done in public restrooms, always a crowd pleaser at the office too.
Also known as the Upper Tanker, 2000 Flushes Brown, Upper Decker, Going Up Top, and The Gift That Keeps On Giving. For a nice twist on this see Upper Deck Deluxe.
"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"
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1.Anyone who is abolutely amazing in any athletic event such as: hockey, football, soccer, etc..
1."Hey nice goal Brett. You're a tank!"
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Tank - (to be in the tank/ to tank somebody)
Being in the tank can be most closely described as sulking.
It is more accurately represented when a person usually of little moral character, strength or validity is upset, sad or unable to find joy because of something meaningless, trivial, relevant only to themselves or just plain stupid that has occurred that has caused them to sulk.
The resulting behavior from "being in the tank" usually manifests itself as inability to function even to perform the simplest of tasks, a concerted effort on the part of the sufferer to bring everyone around them down and a widespread lack of passion and enthusiasm.
John asked for a piece of candy from Adam, Adam said no and John was in the tank for hours just because he couldnt have some candy! (Grow up John)
Terry missed a few shots in practice and immediately was in the tank about it, because of this the whole team chemistry was fucked up. Get out of the tank Terry! Your ruining it for all of us! tanked.
Mary was acting way out of line last night so I shouted at her and put her in the tank, she deserved it. I tanked her.
I was trying to tank Hugo last over his poor ability to speak to women. i love tanking people.
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variant of thanks. Often used in situations involving puns.
Tanks a lot. That was really "punny".
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A person who is extremely strong, square shoulders, not necessarily tall but makes up for it with leg power and strength. He's naturally built and also see the word manchild, as the "True Tank" has a goatee by the age of 14 or 15. Legs are huge, and has some real guns on him.
There are tanks usually found in sport. The typical tank comes from a physical game, like American Football, Ice Hockey, Australian Rules Football, and both codes of rugby but there is also the odd cricket player.
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As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure
Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you
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Filling yourself with liquids e.g water to boost bodies weight for a short period of time.
often used by people with eating disorders to avoid accusations of weight loss
Tanking would be to take 'a shower' and drink the water before being weighed
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