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A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.
Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!
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Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"
This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.
"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"
"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"
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a person like me, who loves a lot of people, 'cause they've different qualities that you adore. these qualities form your 'ideal boy/girl'. you like or love lots of people 'cause look like famous person or they're kind with you. it's not a bad things; obviously you can get with a one person, but never say never.
pers.1 i have three thousand crush!
pers.2 yeahh me too, but my fav is ...
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from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
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When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep
“I love you three thousand”
“Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”
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Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.
Bitch have you ever held a thousand dollars ?
Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.
From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."
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