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When manning the door of a large college party and only letting in good looking women without their male counterparts. Telling the ladies to come in and telling the men that we're playing the "No Game"... "Can you come in? No." Then pointing them in the proper direction to start their walk of shame.
Come on in ladies, keg's in the back. Hey fellas. We're playing The No Game tonight. Can you come in? No! Start walking back to your dorms to play Madden, loser.
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"The Game" is a worldwide game where every time you think of it, you lose. Nothing happens, but you restart and the next time you think of the game, you lose again.
Crap, I lost the game! I haven't thought about it in years.
Congratulations! You are now playing the game (if you weren't already). The Game is very simple
1. You are always playing the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose.
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
Person X: "I just lost the game"
This now starts a chain reaction of people losing the game. Also, you just lost.
1. Upon reading these rules, you are now playing the game.
2. You are always playing the game.
3. Once you think of the game, you lose and must announce it to the world.
4. You win when you die, and therefore can no longer think of the game.
A general term to describe the current hotttest video game. Often referring to the latest call of duty or madden.
“My girl was trying get fresh with me last night, I said not now I’m trynna play the game!!”
I LOST!
Rule 1: you are playing the game
Rule 2: Whenever you think about the game you lose
Rule 3: Loss must be announced
The objective of the Game is to forget that it exists
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