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The absolute sexiest man alive. No other man can compete for he is the Alpha
Did you see that guy? What a stud, I bet he’s an Abel Narvaez.
Abel is a backstabbing two faced friend. He has very long hair and looks like a lesbian mom, he likes to talk shit about his friends in his free time then call them later and tell them how much he “likes” them I don’t suggest ever talking to an abel unless u like the pain
Person 1: “did you hear what abel said abt his best friend?”
Person 2: I don’t need to it’s alr expected”
An Abel is typically a gay person that has an unhealthy obsession with video games and anime
Man your really being an Abel right now
bro looses aura every 5 seconds. atp theres no aura to be lost like bro come onn💀 but dont worry his hairline is not receeding ITS PROCEEDING LIKE ITS PAST HIS EYEBROWS ATP. like brothe uhhhhh. and why is he built like the 7 dwarfs from the new snow White movie.
"oh is that abel??"
"nahh bro thats the indian dude💀"
A person with a fat 1.34in dick that is wider than johnny sins dick is long. My guy loves fingering curry and has got a dog at home that he practices on, on the daily. Tries to put his dog up for adoption the first day he gets it. But he is a legend non the less. tries to hook up with the boys but ends up getting some cat pussy. Loves to get drunk on water and play games in class. Always having a laugh with da boiz and an overall mad cunt and a bloody legend. Thinks he has a big cock but hasn't seen that absolute length of a Nick dick. Pulls mad hoes all day
Johnny sins: wow bro have you seen Abel dick is has mad girth.
Me: Wait til u c how long it is.
An Abel is loud and doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. Hes a pretty good friend and stuff but he can be pretty mean aswell. But boyfriend-wise, an Abel is pretty hard to date. Dating an Abel may feel like it will be forever, but Abels are liars and rude. They'll talk behind your back and make you feel like the prettiest yet ugliest person in the world. It will be fun to date an Abel until he ends up fucking up and talks to someone else, yet covers it up with "theyre just a friend. I love you and you only"
Ashley: Hey who's that boy?
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.