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The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.
" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "
" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.
Cristiano Ronaldo won an accidental trophy in 2016.
A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally
Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word
Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.
When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
person 1: situ feng and qingqing from accidentally in love in netflix are my otp!
person 2: i love them
Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.
Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".