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something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:
Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!
COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted
Adopted Kid:no it's not
Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!
Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine
Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today
October 18 National Adoption day
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Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!
A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"
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An adopted person. This person has:
1. suffered the trauma of being legally and physically separated from his/her original parents.
2. learned to live with strangers who became his/her new family.
The adoptee loves his adoptive parents but still wants to search for his original family.
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Her birth mother did not want her, so she became an adoptee and was adopted by a loving family.
This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
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A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.
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It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
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