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agnostic christian

An agnostic christian feels there is a God, but chooses not to worship it because there is no proof of a God's existence or non existence.

"I believe there is a God, but a human cannot really know, so why worship what may not be there?"
-says the agnostic christian

by thatkidwiththename October 4, 2013

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Agnostic-Satanist

In other words, a complete moron.

The other definition speaks for itself.

by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

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hardcore agnostic

A hardcore agnostic is someone who is certain that the knowability of god is unknowable. This goes by strong agnosticism, since agnosticism is mistakenly associated with irreligion, you can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist. So, a hardcore agnostic would be strictly agnostic, neither a theist or atheist.

He's a hardcore agnostic, his opinion on religion won't change either way.

by Kelmeer23 April 26, 2023

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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.

I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.

by iamanas August 14, 2012

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tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

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South Park Agnostic

One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.

They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.

Those South Park Agnostics should read an actual book or two than sit on their asses watching TV.

by Destroyer of Ignorance February 3, 2010

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Romantically Agnostic

A doctrine or attitude affirming the uncertainty of all claims to romantic knowledge.

That couple isn't going to survive, the guy's totally romantically agnostic.

by TheTathamReewhoas February 7, 2011

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