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conservative airline

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.

On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.

1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?

2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.

by MST3K I like April 12, 2022


Tony Yang's Airline

A polygamous youth subculture group, with 2 male members as leaders. This subculture group is named after the founder of this subculture group -- Tony yang. The female members of this subculture group are called the 'air hostess', so the subculture group's name is --Yang's airline.

Look, there's a air hostess from Tony Yang's airline across the street.

by SydonSammi1314 November 28, 2016


American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023


american airlines

If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid

Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better

by 6377372882$3)3) October 7, 2018


IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019


Spirit Airlines

A terrible airline reviled by everybody in the world

Aw shit, I have to fly Spirit Airlines.

by sleep deprived nerd October 10, 2023


Sunshine Airlines

One of the best Airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom

I trust sunshine airlines

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021