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Good example of an "Airline Bob": "You sound so british, you hoe" - said Nick (in an extremely gay voice).
The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.
Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"
If u show us a united airlines ticket we’ give you a free first aid kid
Omg look what your doing to him. What are they gonna do drag me off. American Airlines is much better
An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions
Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.
A terrible airline reviled by everybody in the world
Aw shit, I have to fly Spirit Airlines.
One of the best Airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom
the airline that gives 10,000 USD using literal APPLE PAY!?!
the airline that delayed over 1,000 flights.
THE MOST OVERRATED AIRLINE IN AMERICA
Dummy1: Ay, u flying Delta Airlines today
Person that is "flying" : They canceled my flight, I AM RAGING. NEVER AGAIN!