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A mysterious creature that throws a temper tantrum whenever it smells smoke or is pulled by someone.
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The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.
My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.
Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
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An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch
What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!
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To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams
I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday
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the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit
dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets
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Something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy
Dude 1: Hey man. You hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
Dude 2: No. What about him?
Dude 1: Man is 80 fucking years old.
Dude 2: Damn. Time to pull the WTF alarm on that.
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A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.
My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.
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