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A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.
John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.
During sexual intercorse you slip a sour warhead into her pussy.
"Yo fam I just alaskan sauerkrauted her"
When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
When two girls chew up ice and blow a guys junk at the same time.
Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.
A frostbitten penis.
The mexican went to Russia and got a Alaskan warhead.
When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
I gave my girl and alaskan mouthpiece last night!
Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.
"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"