alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

23👍 35👎

Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.

Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.

30👍 51👎

Alcohol

It is shit and can turn even the nicest man in to a idiotic simpleton and promotes violence and arrogance and makes to forget about problems that need solving otherwise you could get kicked out of your house.

Alcohol can cause a person to rape or beat another person or start doing bad stuff or being stupid.

5👍 5👎

Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

2👍 1👎

Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

2👍 1👎

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

21👍 36👎

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

27👍 49👎