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When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.
Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.
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A less that perfect smile. When someone can eat an apple through a chain-linked fence.
Cody needs some serious braces on that alligator grill.
Something performed in jail or prison to kill oneself. You tie a towel to the bed and roll it up around your neck on the floor. By the time it's so tight it's choking you, you won't have room to escape & will surely die. A very common way people kill themselves in prison.
"Damn. Did you hear about Mark? She killed herself in her cell last night. Did an alligator role & choked out"
Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.
Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?
When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol
Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator
A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!
Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!
Any bangin' gay sex act (male, female or other) committed anywhere within the eastern-southernmost states in the U.S.A., including but not limited to: Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and of course Florida.
"Hey McConaughey! Wanna hit the road and go alligator wrestling with Lance Armstrong and some Miami twinks?"