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Patch the Alpha

A shit stain on the face of the internet and quite possibly the dumbest fuck I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. A Patch the Alpha is ignorant to the most basic of social norms, he has been known to shittyly attempt to grab peoples' IPs and fail as well as ridicule and harass and dox people who couldn't care less about him (including actual children.) He is generally unaccepting to criticisms no matter how nicely you try to communicate your concerns and quite possibly his biggest offence yet is that he isn't fucking funny in the slightest, he could tell the most ass joke that'd make even his braindead viewers bleed from the ears whilst simultaneously thinking that he's the funniest person on earth. He also has an overinflated ego that his simple knucklehead fans feed into on a daily basis like its their fucking dog.

Patch the Alpha: *Insert really unfunny joke*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
Me: *brain explodes*

by fdssdfdsfdsfsd October 17, 2020

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Alpha Female

An Alpha Female is a dominant female in a group. She dates as many males as she wants, is strong and confident, and a hard worker as well as often busy. She is usually sarcastic because she's powerful and playful. Alpha Females are intelligent, intellectual problem solvers; and though being an alpha female is more of a state of mind than a physicality, an alpha understands that dressing up or sexy increases her power in society, so she does it. Alpha Females are often terribly misunderstood by Beta and lesser males, as evident by the other posts about Alpha Females, and when this happens, she's called a bitch, a cunt, or a whore ... Alpha Females prefer passion over romance, although if it's romance coming from an Alpha Male, a hootttttt one, that's another story...

John liked Katie. Katie liked John. At the party, John asked Katie to sit on his lap, she smiled and sat next to him instead because she wanted to be equal and not objectified. John realized she was an alpha female.

by Ivory Buttons December 25, 2008

3093๐Ÿ‘ 976๐Ÿ‘Ž


alpha strike

The act of putting all availble force into one attack.

1) To fire the whole arsenal at one target
2) To Launch all fighter planes against one military target.
3) To drop all availble bombs.
4) To deplete all potential firepower at once.
5) To fire a broadside.

by Lazareth Link March 6, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Brat

A BDSM label/term to define a Bratty sub that will only submit to someone who has earned their respect. They act like a mixture of Brat and Dominant.

His good Girl was an Alpha Brat,she only listened to the truest Dominants,who had earned her submission .

by Mahihkan Nacht December 12, 2021


Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.

Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.

by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011


alpha nigga

Is a black male who runs everything. He is the head leader.

Austin Ellis is a Alpha nigga all the way.

by Alpha Rizz April 6, 2017


Elite Alpha

A person with a naturally Massive Cock, that makes even the Alpha male feel like a

timid loser, and intimidated.

The Elite Alpha's size and confidence made him easily the most wanted cock of the walk at the party.

by Elite Lady February 10, 2015