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American

Citizen of a country that used to be creative, hardworking and great. But lately they've become over privilaged, decadent, close minded, judgmental and plain stupid. Their youth only care about getting high or getting drunk and fucking. They live their life aimlessly off their parents' money and dont have any real life goals. They drop out of college or major in shitty pointless majors and complain about foreigners stealing their jobs. We all saw what happened in their elections. They have stereotypical views on every nation, look down upon them and disrespect them while the rest of the world surges forward. They're the typical example of "frog in a well" mentality. They don't know shit about any nation yet aren't shy to make judgmental and racist statements. They deserve all the bashing because most of it is true. There are a lot of nice kind hearted Americans too but the idiots are too crazy.

Dumb Fat American : heeyyyy hiiii wuyyyy!! Where are you from?
Me: hey. Uhm im from Asia.
Dumb Fat American : hey hiii yooo so do you guys celebrate thanksgiving up there?
Me: *cringes* why would we fucking celebrate fucking thanksgiving in fucking Asia you dumb American idiot *facepalm*.

by Chooeysooares July 25, 2017

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American

Somebody from the United States of America usually holding a gun and eating a burger.

Somebody eats sushi with a fork

Ew what an American

by fat ass dog September 13, 2022


american

The worst people in the world. literally like what.

A: "I'm American"
B: "Oh."

by yomamaiswithme September 21, 2021

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American

1) Person who lives in the United States of America and loves their country.
2) Person who lives in the United States of America and realises their country is going to shit.
3) Person who lives in the United States of America and hates the British.

Person 1: β€œWhere are you from?”
Person 2: β€œI’m American.”
Person 1: β€œWhat kind?”

by morethenless November 11, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


American

american is somebody who lives in the U.S

dude: hey am american!
dude2: awesomesauce!1

by DaRealCatnip October 4, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


American

An inhabitant of the middle of north America, not south, upper or lower north but just central north America.

Proud to be an American today.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

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American

geography lesson for all you fucktards:
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America is a country.It is short for the United States of America
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North America is a continent.
South America is a continent.
Antarctica is a continent.
Africa is a continent.
Europe is a continent.
Asia is a continent.
Australia is both a continent and a nation.
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If someone says "hey let's go to America" , they mean the USA!
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If they don't mean the USA then it's too vague.Do they mean North America , or South America?
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North and South are part of the name of these continents in order to distinguish one from the other just like how America (the USA) and Canada have two different names so as to distinguish two different countries from eachother with two different names.
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Lay off the crack you fucktards.

Someone from the country America is an American.
Someone from the continent of North America is North American.Someone from the continent of South America is South American.
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DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

by stoned out of my gourd October 21, 2005

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