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a nigga who's too scared to beat you up, and too depressed to fuck your mother
Look at that amish nigger running away from that chihuahua
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When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.
"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"
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An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.
“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”
“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”
When a circle jerk is performed without the use of lube or lotion. Only spit is allowed.
1:How was the circle jerk on Friday?
2:Dude it was an amish oval, my dick hurts!
A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.
"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza
A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.
With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.
1. Shaving the mustache from a full beard.
2. A beard that goes from ear to ear that keeps the upper lip clean of hair.
3. Having facial hair that stereoscopically is associated with Amish people.
Why did Dan shave off his mustache? He looks... Amish.
He said he was going Amish, didn't you hear?