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A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
" Mark was found to have the first known case of Austinism"
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Someone who is very stylish where clothes are concerned. He is always in style. He is trendy, but also likes classic styles of clothes. He always shops designer or name-brand.
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The sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has an extremly large penis, he might not have all of his limbs, but he is still amazing.has amazing sexy hair and is very good in bed. sometimes goes by johnny austin.
that dude is awsome, his name must be austin.
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A totally awesome funny guy. A secret ladies man, but he has a hard time expressing his feelings about girls. Always curious about your life. A perfect guy for any girl starting with the letter N. he is flat out satisfying.
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A cool guy, that is also hot. He will occasionally do stupid thing, and may be an asshole, but is the right guy for you. He is a ladies man. And has a huge satisfying penis that is at least 50 feet long and 20 feet wide. He is the guy for ever girl, and especially aiyana.
He is so Austin.
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Not too tall, and not too short- he's the perfect height. Brown puppy dog eyes that can be filled with laughter one minute and heart ache the next. Unruly dark hair that you love running your hands through. He's the sweetest, cheesiest guy you've ever met- he can come up with puns like nobody's business.
You love the way he can goof off like a five year old one minute and then the next, he's looking into your eyes and telling you how beautiful you are. He's an amazing kisser, and not to mention how great he is in bed. The way you feel when he holds you in bed- you just know that you've never felt this safe and happy before. He has all of these little quirks you come to know better than your own; he hates the cold, the way he falls asleep, you even love the way he talks and the little phrases he uses.
You can talk with him for hours on the phone and you can't hang up on him, so you end up falling asleep on the phone together. You find yourself falling in love with everything about him- the way he goes on adorable rants, how much he gets into his games, the way he shows you his dorky side, and the way he gets moderate road rage.
Loving him has turned you into a cheeseball; sometimes you catch yourself saying cheesy things to him and you realized you've become someone you used to snicker at.. It's hard to remember a time when you weren't with him- it just happened, and it feels so right. You can imagine being with him for years... maybe even growing old together.
"How's Austin doing?"
"We're getting married next week." (:
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A sweet, loving guy who goes out of his way for anyone, he cares about everybody, even the people he hates. He has gorgeous hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair that he flips constantly. He's short but in an extremely adorable way. He plays lacrosse and is the fastest and best player. He's selfless and is willing to help anyone that's feeling down. He's one of a kind and everyone loves him. He gets made fun of but it's because people wish they could be like Austin.
"That guy's so Austin!"
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