If you were born in with this name you were probably depressed at a point in your life
Alexander why are you depressed
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A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.
Guy 1: "I just met a retard."
Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander
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That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.
Friend: How are things going with Alexander?
Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.
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He is a son of a Bitch who likes impersonating people on Snapchat and is jealous cause someone rejected him he is trying to rip a friendship apart with her friend and I know if you reading this Alexander/Ashley fuck you bitch oh you remember ihatesandraa like your fr butt hurt like STFU
Oh I think this is a fake Snapchat account I think itβs Alexander
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A name which determines a social status, declaring, if they go by Alex they a thot, they go by Xander they a 5'6" lil bitch who thinks they is a dungeon master
"Yo, you reckon that guys an Alex or a Xander on the Alexander Scale?"
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A guy who definitely belongs with a girl named natalie
Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie and natalie should get with alexander
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A quirky gay man who loves interior design
"Did Alexander decorate this room?"
"Yeah he's really good at interior design."
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