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Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.
Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.
Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.
2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.
Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.
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The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
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The Twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.
Edward Cullen ie: Count Fagula head of the Twilight vampires
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A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.
Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.
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A person who dresses in the vamp fad. Derogatory.
"Look at all those little Count Fagula 5th graders"
"They just look emo to me"
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a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. OR: yet another word for a mad huge dump.
dude 1: DUDE i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later...
dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!
dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!
dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!
dude 1:...well...i guess you win.
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