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Marcus Armstrong

part-time indycar driver, full time lissie's bf

marcus armstrong is down bad

by iloveleroy September 18, 2023


avarie armstrong

Avarie Armstrong is an amazing girl, she's athletic and is super beautiful. you will be super lucky if you have her as a friend and she will stick with you when times are rough, but if you do something wrong she may or may not let you back into her life. She's smart and loves to hangout with friends! find an Avarie Armstrong and she'll be true to you if you get close enough to her! always give this girl a second chance!

wow I wish I was like an Avarie Armstrong!

by staytrue24 July 12, 2017


Ethan Armstrong

On the outside Ethan looks too high up in the social ranks to talk to. He has lot's of friends, a great family, and straight A's. But once you start talking to him you realize how much of a funny and amazing person he is. There is so much more to him than what meets the eye. And that's saying a lot because Ethan is such a cutie!! He has chocolate brown eyes and a nice bright smile. If you have a personal problem that you want to talk about he will always be there to listen. He likes to go on crazy adventures and is a real adrenaline junky. He really likes That 70's Show and spending time with his gf. Him and his best friend have been together since elementary. When he gets older he wants around two kids and a year round trip to Cabo. Ethan is the cutest most awsomest person in the world!!!!

"dude Ethan Armstrong is too cool"
"I heard Ethan is a jetski god"
"yo thats dope"

by bby u kno who i m March 30, 2020


Samuel Armstrong

a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.

Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis

by Blake Bretton April 3, 2018


Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman July 25, 2005

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STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

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The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrongโ€™s are out of this world

by Baboon11 September 1, 2021

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