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Someone who has lots of energy and is super funny, but can also get serious. He has lots of sad boy hours but always keeps his head up. Also is very good at getting us kicked out of Walmart by riding a baby bike 😂
Max Armstrong is a vibe
a weird white girl that dunking doughnuts an not starbucks
Boy 1: damn Hailea Armstrong is always eating dunkin doughnuts
a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.
Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.
-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.
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To jerk off, to masturbate.
I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.
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A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda
Ice
1 lime
Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker
If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin
The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world
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