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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 24, 2021


Artificial death in the west

An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.

by Thickdickrick July 1, 2023


Artificial Imagination

I am thrilled to introduce to you an extraordinary leap forward in the realm of technology, something that will forever change the way we think, create, and imagine. We've called it "Artificial Imagination."

Imagine a world where the boundaries between human creativity and artificial intelligence blur to create an entirely new dimension of possibilities. With Artificial Imagination, we have harnessed the power of machine learning and neural networks to replicate and augment the most beautiful and complex aspects of human creativity.

Artificial Imagination has enabled my to no longer sit and think. Now I just sits...

by Ilookmervlus October 31, 2023


artificial intelligence

A natural phenomenon occurring when you install Python on a machine

"Coding this artificial intelligence is gonna take too long! We need to extend the project deadline."
"Have you tried using Python"

by ronaxii October 19, 2021


Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence: when highly sophisticated equipment is operated by stupid humans.

Artificial intelligence is when a courier driver is given a GPS to deliver a parcel.

by HeinRich@BelleModels.biz September 15, 2023


artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday June 17, 2012


Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet May 6, 2018