Wig Artist

A person that wigs out a lot. Someone that wigs so easily that they cannot complete basic daily activities such as driving because they will wig.

"Hey is Trent going to drive us to the movie?" "No way man..he's a wig artist."

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artistically challenged

means that you suck ass at drawing.

"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"

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scheme artist

A person, (who usually has an accomplice), that thinks of devious and scandalous plans time and time again sometimes with the intent to hurt.

Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with Rhianna. So Beyonce and Kelly Rowland schemed up a plan to catch Jay in the act. Kelly and Beyonce repeatedly do this to Jay with any other female he speaks to which makes them scheme artists.

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scratch artist

a person who claims to be a tattoo artist but does horrible work, which tends to have to be fixed by a real tattoo artist.

You must have gotten that tattoo by a scratch artist, i can fix it though.

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meme artist

a creative visionary sculpting the zeitgeist with spicy memes

Russel: Your memes are shit bro.
John: nah mate, I'm a Meme Artist

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Instagram Artist

A phony artist. Someone who pretends to be an artist but doesnt produce any actual art

He's just an instagram artist, putting filters on random pictures and calling them art

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Jizz Artist

The act of creatively positioning your ejaculation on a partner's face/chest/lower back

Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper

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