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Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.
If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.
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When your friends all seem to be texting you at the same times with the same message.
Textual Assault The other night when Dave got his ass beat by Kim. chris, tim, and ryan were all sending me video at the same time, every 10 seconds. Totally Textual Assaulting me at 2 in the morning.
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An assault rifle is the weapon of choice for newbs. They tend to spray wildly with it instead of starting with a BR which requires skill and aim.
Wow! stupid newbs and their assault rifles
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The act of phishing for a mark by sending out evocative or suggestive text messages randomly, hoping to provoke interest, eventually lulling the mark into a false sense of security, at which point he or she may be taken advantage of.
He got a random text message from an unknown woman who swore she met him at a bar last month. He agreed to meet her for another drink, but when he walked her to her car, her boyfriend came out of nowhere and jacked him for his wallet. It was classic textual assault.
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When you shave your pubes and save it in one hand. After cumming all over her, you SMACK the pubes all over her semen covered body (screaming GORILLA ASSAULT)
I was gorilla assaulted last Wednesday by my boyfriend.
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A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.
"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"
"No, what?"
"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"
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A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
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