Aim Assist

Designed to help controller players with aiming. Without aim assist, aiming accurately on controller would be downright impossible due to the nature of deadzones, analog sticks, etc.

Aim assist is controversial as bad kbm players find it difficult to admit that their aim isn't at good as they think it is, and that some controller player aiming with a joystick beat them in a 1v1. So instead of trying to improve their aim, they say that they lost because aim assist.

It is common for these kbm players to spread misinformation about aim assist to justify their losing to controller players, such as aim assist is 'aimbot', 'reduces recoil', 'reduces bloom', and 'increases hipfire accuracy'. When these are all simply not true.

Kbm player: *Misses all of his shots and dies*

Kbm player: *Blames the fact that the opponent had aim assist and not because he sucks*

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passive assistance

Helping someone by not doing anything to stop them from doing what they are doing to help them self even if it is delusional.

She provided passive assistance by allowing him to say she was his girlfriend to protect him from some crazy bitch.

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Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

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Jokic Assist

When you make the simplest pass ever but the player you passed it to makes a tough shot giving you the assist.

Jokic Assist: When a player makes a simple pass but gets all the credit for an “assist”

Jokic hands it off to Murray... Murray fadeaway three... BANG... what an assist by Jokic

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Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

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recreational assistant

Your household drug merchant.

"My recreational assistant just got some good shit from his mexican cousin, yo!"

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Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

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