The Au Yeung Band

The Au Yeung Band is a rubber band used by Mr. Au Yeung of LSC. He teaches ICT. When a student wants to go to toilet, he will show out the Band.
The Band is twisted into some sort of an infinity sign, designed to bind one's "balls" so he would not want to go to toilet.

(In ICT class)
Student: I want to go to toilet
Mr. Au Yeung: (Shows The Au Yeung Band)
Student: oh no the penis torture device

GUY AU JUS

MALE EJACULATION OR MAN MUSTARD

HE SPRAYED GUY AU JUS ALL OVER MY FRENCH DIP.

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cafe-au-lait

a brownish cream color resembling that of coffee blended with milk(from french for coffee with milk)

The weapon used in the crime had a cafe-au-lait handle.

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Rule AUS-1

At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***

*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.

Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ

There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.

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cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

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Fu Fu au

when someone tries to write fr fr ong but messes up

yoo, Nakano on the beat, that shit crazyyy fu fu au

Chat au vin

Domesticated feline slow cooked in robust French red wine (preferably Cab Sav). Grab a cat (or several) and beat against a rock until limp, immediately toss into a boiling vat of wine. Fur on is best. If they are sinewy cook for 5hr+ (If not grab another cat) . Serve with potatoes. Allegedly the original inspiration for popularised “coq au vin” (French chicken recipe).

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This chat au vin is sinewy

That chat would look great wearing some vin

Give that chat some vin, it’s done