Average American

An average American is a man or women who lives in the United States collects welfare food stamps and medicaid with no job a 13 inch television extremely stupid acts gangster and no hopes of getting a job giving The United states a bad reputation while every other man works hard and pays for the lazy fat ass men who don' even try to get a job all while the socialists we have in the country protest high taxes and the 1% meanwhile they protest for a socialist government and raising our taxes by costing police millions of dollars in overtime and not many of them even know what they are protesting for all this happening when the 1% run all over the place abusing the middle and lower class workers by collecting millions of dollars and giving workers minimum wage salaries

the ghetto people with an xbox and the occupy wall street people people are average american

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average hoe

1.) A young woman that has nothing special about her or nothing that stands out

"You still gonna try to holla at Mike when you know he dating Kity?"
"Hell yeah! Girl, fuck her. That bitch an average hoe anyway!"

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average speed

something that is true

"average speed that's true you know r r r"

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Average Dumbass

bozo who keeps asking me to accept his friend request

Average Dumbass: Accept my friend request plsplsoslpsl
AngeryCat: no
Average Dumbass: :saddo:
AngeryCat: fuck you
AngeryCat: lo

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Average Dog

When your animal/pet is simple and doesn't make trouble.

Martha was an Average Dog.

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average nerdedgamer

A big greasy faggot that scoffs cheeto dust down his throat as his only source of good and smells like a dirty sewer rat

See at big lanky faggot over er... aye ats average nerdedgamer

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Average fan

A recessive person who consumes products and has their mouth open all the time like a submissive chimp. Is a person who has a bad opinion and obsesses about things. Constantly defensive.

"What an Average fan. He is so defensive over Marvel"

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